Today, Herc had taken a delivery of hot pink, zebra print crowbars ( Read more... )

Herc hadn't worked in anything that could be described as customer service since he was a teenager, so he was taking some time to familiarize himself with the workings of the. Anyone entering Freedom Arms today could probably find him muttering something like, "Now why did you do that?" at the cash register or computer, as Max peacefully dozed or ( Read more... )

Chuck had received an email from the Jaeger Academy late last night, informing him that his trial was up and he was invited back to the program. He'd known it was coming - they could only posture and complain for so long before realizing he was too bloody good to keep out of the program ( Read more... )

The shop was clean.

This made Ron somewhat uneasy.

To solve that problem, he'd bought three of the biggest egg and bacon bagels he had managed to find. There were now bits of bacon in his mustache. He was now at ease.

He needed more bacon, but he'd solve that later.

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So, the thing that happens when you shave for a long time and then stop? That was happening to Derek right now. Because his chest was the itchiest goddamn thing ever.

"What?" he demanded of a deeply unimpressed Tiny. All while still scratching.

Tiny just shook his head and went back to the door. Gnome loving bastard.

Clint had really been hoping that keeping all the clothes from the last time he'd turned into a woman would have some sort of reverse psychological effect on the island, and he wouldn't need them again. But no, he'd woken up with boobs once again, and his plan to sit inside all day was currently being thwarted by Lucky's need for a seemingly ( Read more... )

Buffy may have been spending her shift catching up on the potential Oscar nom movies on her laptop. Though less than legal means. Listen, she had saved the world several times she was allowed to stream some movies illegally, okay? She'd be able to tear her eyes away long enough to do her job. Maybe.

It was bound to happen sooner or later. He couldn't head back to LA just yet, not until he knew for certain that he had a way to keep his particular technical difficulties in check, but the silence around the island was staring to drive Nikolai nuts. And sure, he could have made his way to the bar to try to combat that with a bit of booze, but ( Read more... )